September 2009
1 post
August 2009
2 posts
July 2009
1 post
wow, it’s 8:30 in the morning and i’m watching glitter, what else would i be doing?
June 2009
2 posts
Soo...next weekend, then?
Damn, too bad MTV is airing a live special dedicated to Michael Jackson tonight. I was really hoping to watch Summer Catch starring Freddie Prinze Jr.
April 2009
2 posts
March 2009
1 post
February 2009
2 posts
January 2009
9 posts
malty:
benwasser:
I like Billy Joel. I don’t mind if that sounds stupid to people who think they have some sort of credibility just because they like the Velvet Underground songs from the Juno soundtrack.
I don’t know you Ben Wasser, but we are Billy Joel soulmates. We are Joelmates.
Now that I have a few more followers than I used to have, I just want put something out there, because it’s gonna come out sooner or later. I really, really like Billy Joel.
“The problem with the suspenders my mother bought for him is that he hasn’t...”
– Chelsea Handler, Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea. If you haven’t read this, read this.
Maybe, if I was a boy, in a boy band, and it was...
Me: So, we're still trying to come up with a new name for the band.
My mother: I think I JUST thought of one. Yep. I got it.
Me: Okay, what?
Mom: Wait - how many of you are there?
Me: Four.
Mom: Okay. Ready?
Me: Yes.
Mom: Fortified. But spelled F-O-U-R-tified. Because there are FOUR of you.
Me: Yea. It's a horrible name. That's like the worst band name, ever.
Mom: Well, I think it's good. Tell your band about it, they'll like it. Make sure you explain the spelling.
October 2008
5 posts
I think I’m addicted to Intervention. Send in Jeff VanVonderen!
Huey Lewis and the News - Hip To Be Square
September 2008
21 posts
I had a dream that Zack Attack got back together for a reunion concert.
Van Morrison - And It Stoned Me
Simon and Garfunkel - Cecilia
Bob Marley - Is This Love
It’s Friday and I...
Pink Floyd - What Do You Want From Me
Billy Ocean - Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My...
The Heights - How Do You Talk To An...
The Doors - Touch Me
Portland:1, New York:0
Cheaters has come back into my life.
July 2008
4 posts
The first time I walked With a girl, I was twelve, Cold, and weighted down With two oranges in my jacket. December. Frost cracking Beneath my steps, my breath Before me, then gone, As I walked toward Her house, the one whose Porch light burned yellow Night and day, in any weather. A dog barked at me, until She came out pulling At her gloves, face bright With rouge. I smiled, Touched...
