sobriquet

Highlights from my weekend: dropping my cell phone, which I had since midway through college, in to my cup of coffee. Word of the wise: don’t hold your cell phone over your cup of coffee. Another highlight: eating garlic fried rice and drinking sake, among other yummies, at Departure. It’s the swankiest place in Portland I’ve been to thus far, and even though I’d prefer a dive, it’s good to indulge every once in a while. And another highlight: eating pot brownies made with cannabutter, which I’d never had before but highly recommend. Get it?!??!?!?!?!? HIGHLY! And now, I’m watching Ferris Bueller for the second time today on this lovely Sunday evening. Growing up, I thought this man was my future husband. The scene where he sings on top of the float - it was sickening how in love with him I was. When it came to Ferris Bueller, I was the horniest ten year old on the block.

just got back from nyc where i enjoyed two celebrity sightings @ highline park, which is beautiful and wasn’t yet open back when i moved away. it was there that i saw ethan hawke and lance bass within moments of each other. ethan hawke is a much more impressive “new york celebrity” spotting, i know, but my tween self was more excited by lance bass.

i intended to follow lance for a while - just some innocent stalking for about three hours that would end with an eventual threesome between me, him and his boyfriend - but i looked up and like a ghost, he was gone. i’ll get you next time, bass.

housewarming parties are a great excuse to get together with friends and share in friendly discussions, and to stock up on lots and lots of booze so you can hide a bottle in the freezer to keep for yourself once people get too drunk to notice.

if you live in portland, and have nothing to do next thursday night, come see my band, van go lion, and another fucking awesome band, at the doug fir. we will melt your face off.

yea that’s right. doug fir, baby!

my obligatory MJ post. figure it out :)

taken @ the police horse stable by portland’s waterfront